CONTROLS
• Move: A / D or Arrow Keys
• Jump: W / Space / Up Arrow (Hold for higher vault)
• Sprint / Run: Shift / Z / J
• Duck / Enter Server Pipe: S / Down Arrow
• Mute: M | Pause: P or ESC
• Mobile Touch Controls available below!
An unofficial, good-natured parody of AI governance & scaling laws • Built with pure code & procedural Web Audio
WORLD 1-1
MISSION COUNTRY HILLS
x 3
GAME PAUSED
GAME OVER
DARIO WAS SWAMPED IN ENDLESS RED TAPE!
FINAL SCORE: 000000
CONGRATULATIONS!
THE ALIGNED AI CORE IS SAFELY DEPLOYED!
• Constitutional AI Shield: Fully ratified!
• The Bureaucrat's red tape volleys: Dissolved!
• Responsible Scaling Policy: Passed with flying colors!
• Final Score: 000000
• Total GPUs Harvested: 00